spunkpuppet (65)in #life • 4 years agoI'M OFFSKI.I won't be putting anything on Steemit from this point on. It's entirely pointless as the most successful content is…spunkpuppet (65)in #funny • 4 years agoHe Who Steals My Money Steals Trash. He Who Steals My Identity Is F*****d.I urge everyone who lives in a democracy to exercise their right to vote. In fact you should vote as many times as you…spunkpuppet (65)in #funny • 4 years agoIf You Don't Vote For The Candidate I Vote For, All These Kittens Will Die! Is That What You Want, You Heartless Monsters?Yes, that's right, emotional blackmail is now being used as a political tool. If you don't do exactly as I tell you…spunkpuppet (65)in #humor • 4 years agoWhy Would I Make A Defamatory Baseless Attack On Ben Affleck? Because He Annoys Me, Next Question.I'm not made of stone. I have feelings and emotions. I can be empathetic and charming. I'm not some sociopathic…spunkpuppet (65)in #funny • 4 years agoIt's Time To Get This Clown Car Back On The Road.I'm going to start on a serious note. There are a lot of clowns out there who are sad and suffering. If we all act…spunkpuppet (65)in #fiction • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 59.Bradley Kreuz lay in a narcotic haze in his hospital bed. The beating he'd earned himself had done some serious…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 58.Jay had turned off his phone when the voicemail inbox was filled up. Right now he didn't want to speak to anyone, or…spunkpuppet (65)in #writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 57.The Princess turned on the charm throughout the meal. Jay didn't know if it was a royalty thing or a Pacific islander…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 56."I'm sorry." Jay smiled to himself, waiting for the punchline. The Princess never apologized, unless it was the…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 55.Now here he was five years later. Having been married to the beautiful princess for five years. After that amount of…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 54."Do you think they like me?" Nef asked, as she rolled on top of him in their bed. Jay regarded her serious face…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 53.Waking up to that face beside him was too wonderful for words. Even the way she breathed was special. The dark, almost…spunkpuppet (65)in #writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 52.For the third, or possibly fourth, time since he'd accepted his position, Jay was going to do the stupidest thing he'd…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 51.They disengaged self consciously. Leilani tugging down her sweater, Jay had to assume that was his work. Even though…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 50.She was a runner. Just like him. Instead of confronting issues, avoiding them. Putting as much physical and emotional…spunkpuppet (65)in #blog • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 49.It was great reconnecting with Tianni after the hiatus. The next two days sped by, the nights were long and arduous to…spunkpuppet (65)in #writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 48.She cancelled on him. Initially he was stunned. Things had been going quite well, or so he thought. He supposed the…spunkpuppet (65)in #story • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 47.It was quite disturbing to discover Leilani had his life history stored on her computer. Especially given there were…spunkpuppet (65)in #writing • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 46.It wasn't a plan exactly, it was simply how he expected things to work out. So when he awoke alone, Jay had some…spunkpuppet (65)in #fiction • 4 years agoTHR33 DIFFERENT WOMEN. Part 45.The wound to his leg was the one which caused the most problems for Jay. Though it was arguably the most minor of his…
