New Glasses?

in #funny7 years ago

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Yeah, I heard you'll be able to see the road clear enough to drive safely if the prescription matches your blood alcohol level


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Well on the bright side, with permanent beer goggles life would be one big happy hour.


Who needs to wait till 5pm to find a great beaver
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lets face it, a lot of us wouldn't even exist without beer goggles

Only since the prohibition, before that it was the lack of electricity that caused a global population boom.

Come on I know those are really your gf bedroom glasses

for the dense readers see micropenis

why is nobody laughing?

Micropenis is a serious medical conditions and is no joking matter

However some nameless Steemians do have small penises and we are able to laugh at them in moderation

The good news is there is a thriving industry selling strap-ons to satisfy their partners male and female alike

ahahhhahhaha

that's a weak...but nice try

bill gates named his company after me

And in a situation where the prescription does not match the blood alcohol level

this is how i meet all my dates

My girlfriend could need a pair of those, she always misses my straw.

Since these glasses seem to magnify things that is also a plus

you should get a larger straw

Dan, cleaning those glasses would be such a pain. Maybe she should try an easier pair you could dispose of...

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There's a dick joke here somewhere, I'm just not seeing it.

well give it a tug, it could help

Wow, that's a amazing I'm really impressed you have a girlfriend.

So, how long have you been seeing her?

Are things looking stable between you two?

Any wedding bells on the horizon?

Are Neil's footprints really still up there?

yes to the last one
and judging by the size of those footprints, his wife might be needing those glasses too

That's called Happy Glasses

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Helping The Almost Legally Blind See The World Positively

or are they just what the world really is and we're all born with glasses that make everything ugly?

I know a guy who grows his own prescription glasses. I wasn't supposed to tell anyone though.

Does he happen to sell these glasses?

Yeah, actually. I just picked up a pair.

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