bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoIt’s better we let the people decide!Theresa May’s expression after today’s votebluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoRemove 1 from 100 and you get zeroWhen you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoHottie at 3 aclock!When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoMerry means GayWhen you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoControl Your Animal InstictWhen you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoTake my car just don’t touch my beerHow I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoDing DongOne of my most successful pick up lines in a bar (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoLow MetabolismWhen you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoHalloweenYour Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoI said it firstWhen your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoPump And DumpWhere the expression pump and dump arrived from (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoProbably NotWhen you ask the poster boy of Marlboro if it was worth the money (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoNot a hole in oneHow what should have been a hole in one with getting listed on Netcoins ended up being a triple Bogey (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoJust order for yourselfWhen I order fast food and my wife says she won’t have any because she’s not hungry (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoWhale SprayWhat happens when you give a minnow Whale Power (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoLet me show you my PikaWhy Pikachu started being banned on television (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoProbably Not MarriedThe expression I have taught myself to hide deep inside after marriage. Definitely my most important survival skill. (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoNow I can rest for the rest of the weeekendWhen you try to explain for your wife how hard it was to clean the dishes (Source: Giphy)bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoPatience is a virtue for the naiveWhen it’s an obvious bear market but someone makes a post about Steem’s future 1000 dollar price still being a…bluetower (60)in #funny • 6 years agoDefinitely X-RatedWhen your kid borrows the computer and you forgot to delete the browsing history (Source: Giphy)
