davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoBad dayOne night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The…davordm (47)in #new • 7 years agoFriendA friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and…davordm (47)in #new • 7 years agoCandiesConfectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection.…davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoFerrariLady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy:…davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoHeaven JokeA man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked…davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoBusiness is businessA young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use…davordm (47)in #trending • 7 years agoHappy Valentine's DayWhenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me…davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoFliesA woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing? " She…davordm (47)in #new • 7 years agoHappy Friendship DayToday is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to alldavordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoGynecological EchoA woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam.…davordm (47)in #funny • 7 years agoWHO AM INight. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick! My husband is…davordm resteemedtomo15 (-2)(1)in #funny • 7 years agoThe Perfect WifeI once met a man who said he was looking for the perfect wife. He told me that he needed to find someone who was…davordm resteemedtomo15 (-2)(1)in #poetry • 7 years agoMY LIFEShall I now live for her, for you, for me? I shall. And do you see: If not for her, what good for you or…davordm resteemedtomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years agoSherlock HolmesSherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the…davordm resteemedtomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years agoPASSWORDI decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."davordm (47)in #fun • 7 years agoBLACK AND WHITEA black man talks to a white man: When I was born I was black, When I grew up I was black, When I'm sick I'm…davordm resteemedtomo15 (-2)(1)in #fun • 7 years agoTwo strangersTwo strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's…davordm (47)in #poetry • 7 years agoA DREAMOnce a dream did weave a shade O'er my angel-guarded bed, That an emmet lost its way Where on grass methought I…davordm resteemedr2cornell (69)in #flowers • 7 years agoTime to think SpringI have been extra busy so far in January. Looks to be settling down for awhile. I have so many responses to my posts…
