My Halloween Costume - Yes, I Tried To Scan The Tampons Coupon At 4 AM, And It WORKED!

This title may confuse you, but let me explain.

This is me at a CVS at 4 AM after a full night of drinking at a Halloween party.

I knew the cashiers were just as thrilled as I was when I ran in wet from the rain to ask if the tampons coupon would scan.

After security was not called, and another friendlier employee came to help, we approached the moment of truth.

Did the tampons coupon scan?

OH hell yes, IT DID.

Even the massive beotch behind the counter who initially gave a death stare cracked a smile because she knew how big of a deal this was. Other employees gathered around and applauded. Pictures were taken that I know I'll regret later in life.

For those who don't know CVS, it's a pharmacy chain where you go to buy one thing, but get an obscenely long receipt in return, which you annoyingly keep just in case, but the coupons expire before you may use them, really annoying, just like this long run-on sentence. It's a vicious cycle.

To raise awareness of the waste of paper, I needed to waste paper and get choked all night by idiots stepping on the bottom of my costume. Regardless, it was a magnet for conversation and got far more laughs than I expected.

Exact replica of just PART of my friend's receipt before I adjusted some of the 11x17 pages to get the tampons front and center. I had to trim some of the receipt from the initial scan because it was too obnoxiously long. (no joke).

Yes, the coupons expire on Halloween. Perfecto.

@steemmatt