notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoBetter things to do with my time.How I react when anyone talks about "The Bachelor". Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoWhat's your secret?When someone asks how I managed to finish off 2 bottles of Rose by myself. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoEven moms have their limitsI know I'm supposed to be encouraging, but how the heck do your say anything good about this? Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoGot my wires crossedMy husband asked to try a little Sci-Fi cosplay in teh bedroom. I don't think this is what he had in mind. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoListening is a skillWhen you tell your husband that you have a huge meeting tomorrow and you are a bit stressed out about it. So…notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoWhat I'm really thinkingWhat I would love to do every time my kids complain. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoLike shooting fish in a barrelLet's see. Are you a teenager? Are your lips moving? Then Giphy You don't need to be psychic to make that call.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoBeen at this too longYou know you have been at the parenting game too long when you look at this and think, "Not bad." Giphy I…notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoSure no problemMy reaction when the babysitter calls and asks if I can come back early because her battery is low and she didn't bring her phone charger.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoParenting tip of the dayIf you are a new parent, here is a tip. Lower your expectations! Giphy Kids are dumb. They do…notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoVictory!How I feel when my kids leave for school on time without leaving a mess. Giphy It has only happened once.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoYou can at least humor meAbsolutely zero effort and she's going to expect me to hang this on the fridge. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoParent trainingIf you are about to become a parent you need to toughen up your saying "no" skills. One great way is practcing with…notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoIt dependsIf you are asking your own kids this question The answer is defineitly "No".notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoDare to dreamIf Chris Evans ever said "Hello" to me. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoPreparationEvery day I spend 10 minutes looking at this Gif. Giphy It's part of my training to prepare me to have a teenage daughter.notb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 5 years agoGreat answer!The question is, "Why does anyone watch this show?" Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoI'm going to kill him.So I see your husband gave in and bought your son a pet iguana. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoMoney well spent.I see my son's charm lessons are paying off. Giphynotb4mycoffee (65)in #punchline • 6 years agoCompliment?When someone compliments you on the hilarious ugly sweater you wore to the party, but you didn't think it was ugly…
