Tell a joke => win some SBD !!! Contest #3

marcovanhassel (59)in #contest • 7 years ago (edited)

Hello fellow steemians!

Joke contest #2 was won by @doctorcrypto! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #3

First the prize......since I'm still a minnow (look at my wallet), I concocted the following:
After 7 days this post will generate author-awards: 50% Steemdollars and 50% Steempower. I will transfer all Steemdollars that are generated as author awards to the winner of the contest after pay-out. The more upvotes, the bigger the prize!!!
The generated Steempower is mine. I need it to increase my upvote, so I can help my fellow-minnows👍.

The rules are simple:

1.Upvote and resteem this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO HAVE AN ANIMAL IN IT !!

Good luck...and good laughs everybody!

Peace and love!

#challenge #nl #funny #minnowsupport

7 years ago in #contest by marcovanhassel (59)

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robertstewardson (42) 7 years ago

What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.

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marcovanhassel (59) 7 years ago

Nice one @robertstewardson. 😂😂

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robertstewardson (42) 7 years ago (edited)

A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny piano being played by a tiny man on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says "Oh, yeah I got him from this genie" and pulls out a lamp just like Aladdin's and says "just rub the lamp and wish for something" and tosses it to the guy. Without hesitation the guy rubs the lamp and says "I wish for a million bucks" and WOOSH!!! He is immediately surrounded by flapping, honking ducks. After spitting a couple feathers out of his gaping mouth he turns on the bartender saying "hey man what gives? I asked for a million BUCKS not DUCKS!" With a chuckle the bartender responds "Yeah he's a little deaf. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"

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