A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny piano being played by a tiny man on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says "Oh, yeah I got him from this genie" and pulls out a lamp just like Aladdin's and says "just rub the lamp and wish for something" and tosses it to the guy. Without hesitation the guy rubs the lamp and says "I wish for a million bucks" and WOOSH!!! He is immediately surrounded by flapping, honking ducks. After spitting a couple feathers out of his gaping mouth he turns on the bartender saying "hey man what gives? I asked for a million BUCKS not DUCKS!" With a chuckle the bartender responds "Yeah he's a little deaf. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
Nice one @robertstewardson. 😂😂
A guy walks into a bar and sees a tiny piano being played by a tiny man on the bar. He asks the bartender about it and the bartender says "Oh, yeah I got him from this genie" and pulls out a lamp just like Aladdin's and says "just rub the lamp and wish for something" and tosses it to the guy. Without hesitation the guy rubs the lamp and says "I wish for a million bucks" and WOOSH!!! He is immediately surrounded by flapping, honking ducks. After spitting a couple feathers out of his gaping mouth he turns on the bartender saying "hey man what gives? I asked for a million BUCKS not DUCKS!" With a chuckle the bartender responds "Yeah he's a little deaf. Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
I know this one does not count but I thought of it after and had to share it.
Whahaha!!!! Good one @robertstewardson! I you have more, save them for the next contest. As soon as this one is over I'll organize the next one ;)
You win @robertstewardson ! Congrats👍. Contest nr.4 is up: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/contest-tell-a-joke-win-5-sbd
The prize is a lot better now; do you have what it takes to win this one as well?