improv (67)in #poem • 26 days agoMiseryMy dad is dead A genocide in Palestine My cat is dying The vet bills are expensive My acting career is not being a…improv (67)in #feelings • 26 days agohard to be chipperMy back hurts I'm worried about my cat I'm exhausted. I haven't slept well in ages. My heart is thumping hard I'm…improv (67)in #treats • last monthice creambeen making frozen custard! delicious!improv (67)in #him • 2 months agokid projectMy kid wanted to make a wormhole, and this is what he did. Ingredients: oil, water, sugar, dorito, peanut butter…improv (67)in #celebrate • 4 months agoA year of Punday Mondays!I mislabeled this week's Punday Monday (here: I thought it was 364, but that was last week's. It's 365!!!! That…improv (67)in #freewrite • 6 months agoher achievementsFor Her who? @stinawog? I wonder what she thinks is her greatest achievement. Getting into grad school is maybe up…improv (67)in #poetry • 6 months agoThisThis day is cloudy There's no chance of meatballs but i'm still going to have spa ghettiimprov (67)in #sdtre • 9 months agosad treeOk, trying something new. Let's see if I can write a sketch a day. Doesn't matter if they're no good. Practice…improv (67)in #xmas • 9 months agof xmasHe's looking in shop windows. He looks sad. "Have yourself a merry little Christmas is playing." Christmas lights hang…improv (67)in #freewritehouse • 9 months agopair of losers -5minutefreewriteFor Even a pair of deuces beats a king all by itself. When we're together we win more than we lose. That's…improv (67)in #freewrite • 9 months agohit pauseFor boop hit pausw paws. Boop. Timer stops. Take a break. Not a break.. That thing that...was it A different…improv (67)in #dogoclock • 10 months agoIt's dog o'clocksee the dog tick tock it's dog o'clockimprov (67)in #yuh • 10 months agotis ii am meimprov (67)in #the • last yearHm?Oh, just checking out the place. Anything going on?improv (67)in #no • last yearI wonder ifThere's a better wayimprov (67)in #freetwerei • last yearmusicFor Shit Shit I type shit and then pause for a bit and then type shit Shit Shit Shit Shit Is it Shit…improv (67)in #iosophy • last yearphilFor The mechanical dog is the mechanical man's best friend. They oil each other's hinges. They peruse the Popular…improv (67)in #minjute • last yearsorrowFor My statement is this: I'm impatient. Not always, but I'm an impatient writer, and sometimes an impatient…improv (67)in #bore • last yearboringFor Here's my boring presentation on the boring company it smells bed. I burned the beans nuts and I am…improv (67)in #economism • last yeareconomistFor Spend your days wisely. She's an economist. So she's always calculating what she prefers, and the instant you…
