Comedy Open Mic - Round 9
Hi All,
Welcome to the Ninth week of The Comedy Open Mic Contest. Please read the contest rules here
Rules for Judges
- Contest will run for a minimum of 12 weeks, and will continue to run as long as it is sustainable.
- Prizes to be sent out within 24hrs of contest round closing
- @comedyopenmic will announce start and end of every round (approx 5am GMT Fridays, this will be adjusted if needed)
- Judges will do their best to review all entries
- Every effort will be made for @comedyopenmic to upvote all entries
- A big thank you to @idikuci and @take5 and @dj123 for their time and effort in upvoting everybody and ensuring @comedyopenmic spread the upvote love in round 8
- A special thank you to our wonderful guest judges in round 8 @yesaye, @amirtheawesome1, @acolucky, and @sisygoboom your time is greatly appreciated, and last but not least, our very own @dandesign86, who despite busy schedules and major changes, still manages to fit comedyopenmic in.
Judges:
@dj123
@take5/ @comedyopenmic
@idikuci
@dandesign86
@diebitch / @comedyopenmic
@flipstar
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Do you want to be a judge?
Read all the entries, comment on contestant posts. Leave a positive trail of happiness and laughter behind you like you fart laughing gas and we will notice. Our most active curators and contestants will be asked to join us as guest judges on a week to week basis.
Prizes
- Court Jester will get 40SBD
- Court Jester will be chosen by the judges
- People's champion will get 1-10SBD (Payout depends on value, higher value post will get smaller prize. Remaining value to be handed out to other entrants).
- People's champion is whoever has highest $ payout at competition close
- Top 10 prize pool is 30Steem
- A contestant with a entry that gets onto our Top 10 list will receive 3Steem.
- Lucky Door Prize will be 10SBD
- 5 lucky contestants will get a 2SBD each as a bonus prize.
- Chuck Norris Award
- 5 SBD given to the best curator / commenter
Curators
A number of people have put themselves forward as curators of content to encourage more entries.
@carlgnash (Also really funny, we want more entries from him)
@punchline (Still hoping George Carlin comes back to life)
@steemwizards (No idea who he is but he's good fun)
@nonameslefttouse (Make it a good story to get his attention)
@trafalgar (Include #punchline tag to grab his attention)
@bitfiend (We just like him, dunno why)
@diebitch (Don't be mean, or she'll roast you)
If you see any of these guys around please upvote and thank them. It is because of their support that this contest is able to keep functioning.
Sponsors
Donations
A big thank you to @sisygoboom, @take5, @idikuci, @belemo, @lunasilver, @amirtheawesome1, @yesaye @diebitch, who were very generous in donating additional funds towards prizes.
@idikuci - 164SBD , @dj123 - 122SBD + 5 Steem, @punchline - 80 Steem + 10SBD, @take5 - 53 SBD, @ilt-yodith - 12SBD + 10.899 Steem, @amirtheawesome1 / @yesaye - 20SBD, @dandesign86 and @redlipstick - 12SBD, @nonameslefttouse - 10SBD, @thedailylaugh - 10SBD, @meesterboom - 10SBD, @dreemit - 5SBD, @thevillan - 5SBD, @sisygoboom - @5SBD, @belemo - 3SBD, @steemmatt - 2SBD, @jedi-won - 2SBD, @bitfiend - 2SBD, @diebitch - 2SBD, @lunasilver 0.007 Steem
Delegations
Due to New Delegations we have have over 40,000 SP delegated to @comedyopenmic
A big thank you to @bitfiend, @ubonj, @jasonshcik, @diebitch, @holybranches
@thedelegator - 20,000SP, @roelandp - 15,556SP, @idikuci - 2,000SP, @dandesign86 / @bluetower - 500SP, @dj123 - 500SP, @take5 - 500SP, @flipstar - 300SP, @mightpossibly - 250SP, @jasonschick - 125SP, @diebitch - 100SP, @ubongj - 50SP, @bitfiend - 35SP, @holybranches - 10SP, @groovatti - 10SP, @abh12345 - 50.006SP
Please send any donations and SP delegations directly to @comedyopenmic. The more funding we get, the longer it will be possible to run the contest and upvote all you hilarious people.
Important Information
If you see our judges, curators or sponsors comments or posts, please upvote and encourage them. They are giving up their time to help this contest, so if you see these guys around, say hello and give them an upvote:
@roelandp, @thedelegator, @comedyopenmic, @dj123, @nonameslefttouse, @dandesign86 / @bluetower, @carlgnash, @take5, @ilt-yodith, @punchline, @steemwizards, @trafalgar, @meesterboom, @dreemit, @redlipstick, @thedailylaugh, @flipstar, @steemmatt, @bitfiend, @thevillan, @jedi-won, @belemo, @jasonschick, @diebitch, @ubonj, @bitfiend, @holybranches, @lunasilver.
We are all trying to make this a successful contest to raise participation in #funny and attract more comedians and aspiring comedians to Steem.
This post marks the end of Round 8 and the start of Round 9 of Comedy Open Mic.
Within 24hrs of this post, another post will go out marking the prize recipients. Sorry about the double post, but we need to make sure we have time to enjoy all the entries.
Plagiarism
If you believe someone has submitted a plagiarised entry, please let the judges know. You can let us know on the discord channel or as a reply to one of our comments. As long as contestants make an effort to produce original content and provide sources for other material we will be happy to accept the entry.
Good Luck and Happy Steeming!!
hello! here is my entry
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@betavirosis/comedyopenmic-round-9-the-psychocrazy
Hey guys loving the contest, here is my entry for Round 9 -
https://steemit.com/funny/@foles09/comdedy-open-mic-round-9-when-security-at-your-local-bar-is-tight
Hello this is my entry #2
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@guitarkev/comedy-open-mic-round-9-those-who-ask-you-favors-entry-2
Ayo warga Indonesia yang berbakat di komedi, bergabunglah di kontes #Comedyopenmic.
Awesome! Round 9 already?? I think I missed out on Round 8 lol. Bring on the funny, people!!
We missed you too. Come over to discord some time... Be a judge in round 10... you know... whatever.
*plays it nonchalant but burning inside with nerves
Round 9! Fight!
*Ding Ding
Thank you @comedyopenmic for the opportunity, I wish everyone good luck!
You're welcome megafart
I won't ask you how you got your name. I'll just stand a safe distance infront of you.
congrats on your win @serkagan, you did a good one in round8!
I'm really glad I saw @nobyeni's entry come up in my feed a while back. I'm pretty sure that entering the #comedyopenmic contest and hanging out in the discord channel are two of the main things that have kept me on steemit lately.
@holybranches is gonna cry, then I'm gonna cry, then we're all gonna cry! Wait...that's not from that movie. Damn, this comment is all over the place - more mixed metaphors than an infinitely long roller-coaster full of monkeys trying to shill their updated script for Julius Caesar (with @ned as Caesar and @dan as Brutus).
Now I just need to focus for the next round. So much going on just in the bubble of steemit alone. But what is to be done, eh?
oh shoot, i dont have tear buds
Yes! It's time for philosophers to be funny!
There's a first time for everything.
Actually I just finished my post on why philosophers are funny, I'm sure you will agree: https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@nobyeni/a-list-of-why-philosophers-think-they-are-funny-comedyopenmic-round-9
It's my philosophy to disagree with philosophers about what's funny
Letss roll out the funnies now. My balls have been itching for this round
change your boxers
Wow it's round 9 already. Where does the time go? Good luck to all this week!
i hate you, stop reminding all of us that we're all getting older
#peterpan
They say all your cells are renewed every 7 years so are we really old? I don't get older I get stronger! Maybe if you followed the same route you would have the energy to write your first post and you wouldn't be taking so many rest weeks old man!
burned by bitty hate you more now!