redlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoWeekend routineWhen on Friday evening I’m trying to stand up from the sofa and go get something big and yummy in the kitchen gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoWrong answerWhen my friend is asking her husband if she is fat and it’s taking him too long to say: NO! gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoA comedy next time..When after watching a really good horror movie, I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoPar-tay today!When my husband tells me that he is forced to go away on a business trip for couple of days gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoWhat the F..?When my husband doesn’t text me back for hours, then I text him again and he replies right away gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoBack to work!When you are trying to climb up career ladder in a corrupt company, but being shown right away where your place should…redlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoBounce then, bitch!Me, when someone says that they have never watched Breaking Bad series gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoHow do I move to another planet?When relatives you don’t even like are telling you by the way that they are gonna stay at your place for three weeks gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoI’m telling y....Me, trying to prove to my husband that I didn’t drink anything at the bar gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoUniversal in the whole worldWhen people are trying to tell me how I should live my life gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoAdios!The exact move of all the workers in the world to their bosses after Steem and Sbd goes up to 100$ gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoNice try!When my husband is trying to convince me that he is the boss in our relationships gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoWatch your tone!Me, when a Chinese person understands what i’m saying to him in his language from the first try gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoAre you from this planet buddy?My face, when someone has to even ask if I want to go out and get drunk gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoGod damn it!Some people never learnWhen my husband for the millionth time buys me an orange juice with pulp gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoLosing my touchMe, realizing that I could have asked more money from my husband for shopping after he agreed to give it right away gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoHmm....Me, when I’m trying my best to figure out how to stretch my miserable salary that I just got for the whole month gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 6 years agoGod bless you!When you are a Swedish football team fan and ready to kiss the guy through the tv who scored just now gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 7 years agoNot today palWhen my husband finishes eating his burrito and then trying to get a piece of mine too gif from giphyredlipstick (57)in #funny • 7 years agoPee WorldCup failureWhen I see my dog walking towards her pad, but then peeing right next to it... gif from giphy
