king.america (45)in #life • 4 years agoBreaking: The Kingdom of America is thinking about RELOCATING!!!The city life is a life of sadness. Hopeless people waddle in and out of supermarkets, slurping down chemicals and…king.america (45)in #politics • 4 years agoOpinion: Tax The Rich More!!! They are too dumb for all of that money.Mayor Bloomberg has committed over $100 million dollars to the elect Joe Biden campaign in Florida alone. This after…king.america (45)in #steem • 4 years agoURGENT!!! THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!Hello America, For the last thirty days I have been traveling around the nation and secretly watching my subjects…king.america (45)in #travel • 4 years agoBreaking: New York unveils new plan to help tourism sectors recover.Now that New York has successfully eradicated COVID-19, they have decided to impose strict self quarantine measures…king.america (45)in #steem • 4 years agoURGENT: Current CIA Agent living in 4-Star Hotels, is SUFFERING!!!The New York Post today explains that Edward Snowden and Donald Trump believe he is being treated poorly. The Oscar…king.america (45)in Freewriters • 4 years agoBreaking: The King of America Announces New Mining Partnership!For years, Mining companies have been using Washington lobbyists and power brokers to persuade legislators to ease…king.america (45)in #disney • 4 years agoBREAKING: The Dystopian Future we Dreamed of is NOW!!!Los Angeles: Today Disney decided after to change the name of of one their recently acquired media giants, in an…king.america (45)in #news • 4 years agoBreaking: Kamala Harris is dead.San Fransisco: Ugandan America Kamala Harris dies today at age 70. She was one of the first Wrestler Americans to…king.america (45)in #news • 4 years agoURGENT: Where are your priorities, CHICAGO???The King of America wishes all people in Chicago to remember one thing. If you feel marginalized by society for…king.america (45)in #travel • 4 years agoBREAKING: New York City really wants you to COME BACK!!!To all of my New York Americans that have fled the set of John Carpenter's soon to be dystopian masterpiece "Escape…king.america (45)in #news • 4 years agoURGENT: SUPER IMPORTANT EXCLUSIVE NEWS!!!!This line is left purposely blank to encourage scrollers to click on this post to get the super important news!!…king.america (45)in Steem Gaming • 4 years agoThe King of America embarks on an EPIC JOURNEY!!!Dude, Have you even played Munch's Oddysee? Your telling me you are a hardcore XP merchant and you haven't played…king.america (45)in #vacation • 4 years agoThe Kingdom of America Archive: VACATION 2020 (1 of 2)As the King of America was sailing yesterday with his close and personal friend Lee Greenwood, a large space capsule…king.america (45)in #sports • 4 years agoPlucky American Entrepeneur BATTLES Russian Oligarch!!!Stan Kroenke, billionaire owner of the Los Angeles Rams and Arsenal Football Club plays the role of David today. His…king.america (45)in Steem Gaming • 4 years agoBREAKING: THE KING HAS SNAPPED!!!This Summer, when looking for that next sweet game at your local blockbuster or video update, look no further than…king.america (45)in #travel • 4 years agoBREAKING: FREE AMERICAN MONEY!!! SIGN UP TODAY!!!The Kingdom of America's secondary pantomime government officials are bitterly feuding over how much money every…king.america (45)in #news • 4 years agoJOB POSTING #53243 - Medical StudiesAre you interested in a career in the medical field but concerned about the tedious course work and overall costs of…king.america (45)in Steem Gaming • 4 years agoURGENT: EUGENCIST Bill Gates thinks it worth it, so OBVIOUSLY it must be a good idea.Today Software American and bazillionaire Bill Gates took time out of his busy day to give us his opinion on public…king.america (45)in Steem Gaming • 4 years agoATTENTION GAMER AMERICANS!!!Now is the time to start investing in PlayStation equipment and games. The King of America has insider trading…king.america (45)in Steem Gaming • 4 years agoBREAKING: THE KING IS READY TO SHRED!!!The King of America was hanging out a local used video game store when someone behind the counter said "Dude, have you…