URGENT: Where are your priorities, CHICAGO???
The King of America wishes all people in Chicago to remember one thing. If you feel marginalized by society for whatever you reason you feel is most appropriate, The Kingdom of America supports you and loves you. For the communist sympathizers and sexual deviants that run amok burning and destroying everything, we want you to know that your words are heard. For the gun-toting, patriotic, red-blooded American, your words are also heard.
But who cares what you have to say? That's what these fake politicians think. That's why you need real leadership. Like The King of America.
If you want to burn things, great! We have programs for that! Want to shoot things, we have exciting introductory packages for that too! If you want to destroy your community and then blame it on the man, we have options for that, and more!!!
However, due to safety concerns, we must ask that you do not enjoy yourself in public. For some reason, the virility of COVID-19 exponentially grows when you are around friends and families, having fun. If you must be with friends, try burning plastic near by. Plastic smoke is a natural anti-biotic against COVID.
If you would like to know more about selective outrage, fake statistics and stoking panic in the Midwest, follow the King of America and send 2 Steem in a small, gift wrapped box. It's his Birthday!!!