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Los Angeles: Today Disney decided after to change the name of of one their recently acquired media giants, in an attempt to modernize, as well as appeal to the soulless youth of today that unironically embrace 1984-esqe newspeak. Disgraced former CEO Bob Iger took time out of his busy day of abusing interns to speak about this.

"20th Century Fox was an iconic media institution and we are glad we could purchase it through corporate raiding and stock manipulation. We have decided to call it 20th Television. We used the PR company behind The Washington Football Team rebranding to ensure universal placation and maximum pandering levels."

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/11/media/disney-fox-20th-century-television/index.html

Disney is looking into FOX Sports and FOX News for future acquisitions. Igor slipped that he plans on calling the two companies "Sports Television" and "News Television" if the plans are fully realized.

Disney's New CEO Bob Chapek was too busy for to comment, his assistant told us. "He spends the first part of his morning watching his stock options rise, then eats truffle omelets with caviar. After that he visits a bath house on La Cienega before checking his email."

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