I have one of them android boxes, though only use it for movies for my daughter, you know moana, coco etc, I would rather boil my head, and sit poking knitting needles in my eyes than watch any TV from the UK.

Never liked Carling, it tastes like piss water, yes got tattoos, none with a dog on, and would rather vomit on the queen than sing songs in praise of it. :-)