Dear @centerlink,

I know what it looks like but hear me out. A mate of mine took pity on me being laid up and missing out on all the fun with this dodgy back and asked me to take part in this new virtual reality snapchat 3d filter (he's a tech guy, tried to get me a job there but my bad back played up you see) . The effect lasts for days it seems and I didn't realise it when I went to support my bodybuilding aunty's annual feature showcase. I guess your person got a picture while I was grimacing in pain trying to lift my med containers (they seem to have been snapchatted into weight-like objects as well, go figure). What will these snapchat people think of next? And if you're wondering why I'm the only one who's been 3d vr snapchatted, well it's highly secret so don't tell your supervisor else we'll both be in trouble.

Anyway, hope to see my payment soon, my meds are running out (though they're just as heavy as ever),
yours sincerely in 3d,
Wendles