G'day @centrelink

It's a real bugger one of your blokes snapped that picture of me as it don't look the best does it? As yous know i rooted me back a while ago and can't work at all. I've been laid up on the couch since and have developed a pretty bad fluid build up which is why i look like a big rig.

I had decided to shuffle out to the letterbox and slipped my flannelette off given it was a nice day. Old mate Terry from next door was on his way to water aerobics down at the pool and dropped his foam dumbbells. They're made for the old codgers so they each weigh less than a couple of cold cans. I picked them up and handed them back to Terry with a friendly smile right as your bloke took this picture.

I'm not one of them con artists like they show on A Current Affair and as you can clearly see i'm still wearing me back support belt from the doctor. I hope this explanations has resolved the situation so i can get back to resting and you can get back to processing me disability payments.

Cheers lads

@gouch