I should win this because.. back in my day, I used to walk 10 miles to work at 4am, uphill there and uphill back, through Siberian winds and volcanic ash clouds, while avoiding potshots from the royal guards testing their rubber bullets. There would be deadly snakes everywhere along the climb and if you were lucky you'd find a ladder to ease your journey. Of course, I never found a ladder, only snakes which bit me and threw me back downhill several miles. Also, the floor was lava.

So, I should win this set to pay for therapy. And new shoes. And anti-venom. And to launch my new charitable Foundation: Ladders For The Future.

Thank you. My name is Shalinoth and I approve this message.