haha I havent laughed that much in a while ! I can imagine old Chuck is hard to get rid off and i dont know what could be his cryptonite? Seeing as he loves silver so much maybe giving him fiat money will weaken him?

seeing as he is quite old now you might try to wait it out and hope for him to die soon, but then i also heard that Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.