𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝑰 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒔? I've never liked this question. why am I better or more deserving than anyone else here? I think @bashadow has the right attidue here, with the answer "because I can not stand on my head and sing acapella while doing so". That's a great response to this question. I also really like @blockurator's answer here, that "I should win because I can be totally random". But what of myself, why should I win this? Taking inspiration from others, I'd have to say that...

Think about that for a minute. You want your post containing the list of winners to look impressive, right? The best way to ensure that is to add @trisquelwhare to the list. Just make sure you spell it correctly, otherwise the magic doesn't work.

Now, on to the last part of the requirements, inviting two other people to participate in this contest. I choose @onefatindian and @monstermadness as my (minimum of) two vict... er, invitees. I'll also add @gmlgang, peacezo, and @mister-meeseeks.

^{Sorry for the numerous edits to my entry. As an Aspie, I tend to be a perfectionist in how I want things to look. When it doesn't work, I just have to keep trying until it does. I hope it is all working properly now.}