Opium Poppy Sad Its Tears Are Illegal

in #satire • 7 years ago

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GOSTAN VALLEY, AF – Earlier this week, Polly the Opium Poppy was crying sappy tears about how she couldn’t immigrate to America because the opium in her tears are a controlled substance.

“I can’t help it that my tears are filled with opium” Polly said with a somber demeanor right before a local farmer decapitated her for harvest.

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