What will the government pretend to be today?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/dec/23/rishi-sunak-government-prime-minister

Marie Antoinette used to dress up as a milkmaid. She had her own little dairy, in the grounds of Versailles, where she could play act being useful.

Having 'a real job'.

Truss had her tank. Rishi likes to be all things to all people - wearing that hard hat to make the hard choices that you don't have to.

It's like... government by Mister Benn. What will our beloved government pretend to be today? is it 'competent'?

As if by magic a shopkeeper appeared.

Just fuck off, he said.