My cousin taught my aunts bird to say "fat butt".
She was not very happy with him.
Those lazer pointers are like doggie drugs. My dog Roxzee would hear the click and go nuts.
Too easy to make animals run into walls (oops did I type that?)
I think all that bird stuff comes naturally. With falcon's they kick the baby out of the nest to force them to fly. I was working in my garage one night and looked up and there was a baby falcon sitting on a rack of wood molding. I was surprised the parents were not in there too. I decided not to stay in there and just left the door open. It eventually left.
Sometime I will tell you the story of the falcon. squirrel and the sunflowers!