My Father's New Master and Empire

After my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He needed a new master. This master needed to be even more evil than the last, the head of the sneakiest, slimiest organization that the dark lord had ever seen. This year, he found his dream job.

His new role in his new evil empire would allow him to use all of his skills in propagandizing, manipulation, intimidation, and shear douche-baggery. Bribing, stealing, and scheming his way to the top.

This rebrand would be my father's magnum opus, his ultimate accomplishment.

Taking a dynasty that deserved to be disgraced and placing them in contention for the highest honor in the galaxy:

A glass football that could easily break if you throw it.

Little did he know, a former apprentice had been waiting for his moment to shine. To unseat his old master and take the mantle of dark lord of the most sinister organization in the galaxy.

I had high hopes, but ultimately, my father's evil dynasty prevailed.

Glass Football
Vader Throws Old Boss
Lord Saban
Alabamatrooper
Vader Wiffs the Pitch
Darth Vader is a Yankee