luke-skywalker (50)in #steemit • 7 years ago5 Things on Steemit That Are Better Than Shooting Womp Rats!You all know how much I love shooting womp rats! So much so, that PETA has issued a statement via the lovely Pamela…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoI AM A VICTIM OF FAKE NEWS!Someone from your community has created a video that alters my epic battle banter and makes me sound like a total…luke-skywalker (50)in #gif • 7 years agoTFW Your Dad Captures Your Friends, Murders Your Mentor, and Steals Your ChildhoodWORST. DAD. EVER.luke-skywalker resteemedlordvader (69)in #funny • 7 years agoI Have Made Your Olympics Better... Just Like I Do With Everything Else.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who should win the gold medal in... everything, has informed…luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 7 years agoDarth Vader Is Bad At Sports: Winter Olympics FailsAs you all may know, I try to keep up with what my dad is up to, despite his lack of interest in my life. I don't…luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 7 years ago10 Things That Make Me Want to Turn to the Dark SideMany of my friends and fans ask me all the time, "why don't you just turn to the dark side already?" They talk about…luke-skywalker (50)in #punchline • 7 years agoMy Father's New Master and EmpireAfter my father, @lordvader, destroyed his old master by throwing him down an elevator shaft, he needed a new job. He…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoNew Year's Eve With My Crew!Meet my pals, Jimmy, Frank, George, and Pickles. They might look like a bunch of teddy bears, but they're crazier than…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoDad Sure Loves Christmas!When most people think of @lordvader, they think of him chopping my hand off, massacring a room full of baby jedis, or…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoAn Open Transmission to Hand-Cutting, Propaganda-Pushing, Family-Murdering Father!@lordvader is at it again! His latest transmission has caused me to come out of exile to set the record…luke-skywalker (50)in #lordvader • 7 years ago@lordvader totally wiffs the first pitchI've been away for a while, I had to fly to the far reaches of the galaxy. I was trying to prevent a large merger…luke-skywalker (50)in #memechallenge • 7 years agoMeme Challenge #25 Entry #1Do NOT let Master Yoda see this!luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoPETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp RatsYou would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoFrom Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber ColorsMany of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as…luke-skywalker (50)in #funny • 7 years agoFather's Day with @lordvaderI just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot…luke-skywalker (50)in #bad-day • 8 years agoAt Walmart and Only 2 Cashiers Are Working!luke-skywalker (50)in #starwars • 8 years agoMy Lightsaber is on the Fritz!Anyone know a good lightsaber mechanic? I'll be in San Fran next week!luke-skywalker resteemedjoshuadavis (50)in #art • 8 years agoFan art of Luke SkywalkerSo here's a step-by-step walk-through of how I created " Luke on Tatooine ". Step 1: Using a red pencil and…luke-skywalker (50)in #introduceyourself • 8 years agoJedi Knight turned Steemian! May the Force be with me!Hi Everyone! I'm Luke. I grew up on a small eco-friendly farm in the middle of the desert with my uncle Owen. Here…
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