Hello sweaty commoner. Thank you for your comment, and indeed your service, giving your life-force to me and my friends. Obviously, I don't want to come anywhere near you, or shake your hand or anything, because of your toxic BO and enormous overhanging belly from a lifetime of sausage and egg butties and Brown Ale.

However, as a gesture of goodwill, I will send you a voucher for 50% off your assisted suicide at Dignitas.