Definitely *Not* A Cards Against Humanity Contest - Week 7

Hello again, contestants! We made it through Week 6, and I'm back a few days late from a trip, so thanks for bearing with me! This week's round will end on Sunday and I'll kick Week 8 off on the normal Sunday timeframe. For those of you familiar with the party game of a similar name, it's a copy with a twist. For those of you not familiar with the party game Cards Against Humanity, check out the Week 1 post for more details.

Week 6 Summary

Here is the prompt from last week:

There were 24 entries in Week 6! Here they are in vote count order:

Contestant	Answer	Link
@shadown99	A Stub	Article
@mimismartypants	retired Bulgarian rhythmic gymnast	Article
@iamjadeline	Alex, the "Vagina Slayer".	Article
@isarmoewe	urban agglomeration	Article
@corinneiskorean	CURRENT EVENTS	Article
@ropaga	Objects of different shapes (spheres, and cylinders that are infinite in one direction)	Article
@missladybug	copyright	Article
@blockurator	Survey on intertidal sponges	Article
@muscara	1572 in poetry	Article
@justnyz	collaboration of the all religions	Article
@hyperbole	the Love of My Life	Article
@blueeyes8960	United States Soccer Pyramid.	Article
@atra-aranea	gastropod mollusk	Article
@bengy	Groom of the Bedchamber	Article
@improv	Non-linear models	Article
@putu300	kiss later	Article
@kingzero	one of three women elected to the National Assembly immediately after independence.	Article
@corpsvalues	fatty acid mimics	Article
@bidesign	industry	Article
@sparkesy43	an Italian Dominican friar, philosopher, mathematician, poet, and cosmological theorist	Article
@fromage	a "reverse pin".	Article
@sgbonus	List of mountains of the Alps above 3000 m	Article
@mediawizards	planted aquarium	Article
@hockney	dynamiting fish	Article

Week 6 Winners

I think this was my favorite prompt so far. So many good laughs on this one.

My Personal Favorite

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about
the Love of My Life

by @hyperbole. Congratulations! I think this entry fit the word "shocked" the best for me :P

The Crowd Favorite

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about
A Stub

by @shadown99. Congratulations!

The RNG Award

I turned off the NSFW filter on Steemit and was shocked to find a post about
Objects of different shapes (spheres, and cylinders that are infinite in one direction)

by @ropaga. Congratulations!

Rules

TLDR; answer the prompt as a comment on this post using words from a random Wikipedia article

1. No resteem or upvote is necessary, although it is greatly appreciated. If I get paid out more than more than 4 liquid STEEM from these posts, I will increase the number of winners.
2. Use the Random Article feature on Wikipedia to get your valid list of words (your "White Cards", for those of you familiar with the actual party game). This link will take you to a random article. You can use any word(s) on the screen - intro, nav bar, anything!
3. Answer in the form of a comment on this post. The format of your comment should be two lines: your answer word(s), and the link to the article you used (see sample answer to this week's prompt below)
4. If you want to keep rolling for new random articles, that's your decision, although it's not in the spirit of the game. If you get a very short "stub" article or something written in another language, feel free to roll again though!
5. If you intentionally use a specific Wikipedia article, I can't stop you, but again, it's not in the spirit of the game.
6. Feel free to add the word "a" or "the" or similar "formatting" words to your answer if it would help it make more sense or sound better.

This Week's Prompt

My Sample Answer

This is the qualifying format I'm looking for in your comment down below:

Living people
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nima_Ebrahim

Prizes

There will be three shares of SBI awarded as prizes.

1. One share to my own personal favorite
2. One share to the crowd favorite (as measured by the number of upvotes, not the dollar amount)
3. One share to a random qualifying entry

I've also set a small Steem Bounty on this post. All valid entries will qualify. I'd also recommend subscribing to @dustsweeper for maximum benefit.

This contest will run for a week, at which time I'll close it out, announce the winners, and kick off the next round.

Anyway, thanks for playing, and have fun! Here's the random Wikipedia article link again. See you in the comments below!

I was at a wedding this weekend and wanted to give a truly special gift. So I gave the couple _______.

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