No dare Just Truth

Hi steemians, my entry for the Contest.
I got to know about this contest from @mimy

1.What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
When someone lie against me

1. What is the most weird thing you love?

• being friends with benefit

1. Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?

• bears

1. Who is your steemit crush?

• @damarth

1. What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?

• I upvoted any post that was 6days old hoping to gain from other curation reward

1. Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?

• @ned , @surpassinggoogle

1. Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)

• @damarth

1. What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visited?

• @beniesander,@fabianmani, @damarth

1. Who do you wish you are on steemit?

• @terrybrock

1. What do you wish you could write on steemit that you couldn't?

• marriage tips

1. Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see them?

• @damarth
• hug her without letting him go

1. What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.

• @ned, @damarth , @harry-heights

@emarem , @yasminep , @jessy

1. Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.

• steemit father : @ned
  Steemit mother: @sweetsssj
  Steemit daughter: @oyinoza
  Steemit son : @dayjee

1. Names of two followers who get low payouts

• @fabianmani ,@lexioman
  Names of two followers who get good payout
  @phunke, @ewuoso
  Given the opportunity to say one word to @ned what would it be?
• I need your help

I'm done ! This was great. Kudos to #ndjt.
I hereby nominate @fabianmani and @wendy .