HAHAHAHAA that was great, laughed real good for this:

As he stood there it suddenly occurred to him he was dying for a crap, his human brain started scanning for a toilet and then he remembered he was a dog he could crap anywhere he liked.

After relieving himself resisting the urge to eat his own turd was the hardest thing he had ever done, this doggy persona was going to take some getting used to.

And what was up with all the ball licking?

:D :D :D :D :D :D