Hugs to you.
I recommend learning to say weird shit in other languages so then other people don't understand you. ;) Just completely random things. My two faves:
C'est come une petite Jesu en culottes de velours (French)
In France, thus is something you might say when you eat delicious food. But it literally means, "Like baby Jesus in velvet pants."
Or
Tofu no kado ni atama wo butsukete shinde shimae. (Japanese)
It's like saying, "drop dead," but literally it means, "Hit your head on a corner of tofu and die," the implication being that you're so dumb (soft headed), a block of bean curds could smash your brain in.
I hope this gave you a chuckle. 💜