Probably the greatest thing I will read all day.

Although my beard grows in patchy in some places I still can't help but want to keep growing it more. To bad anything long enough to pull on is too long for work. :(

So when do we get to see this fine mane you have?

Edit: I know now why you and the lady get along so well. ;) As her comment trumped all the others! Ahh hahaha.

~ @Timbo