I Need To Buy A New Iron

I really need to buy a new iron. I accidentally broke the old one. You see I was watching the Super Bowl and I may have gotten a tad temperamental when my team lost. I blacked out most of that day but I do remember vividly that I threw the iron against the wall, smashing it to pieces.

Stupid...yes. Irresponsible...yes. I don't need to use an iron much so it wasn't the biggest loss in the world. But I need one now so it looks like I'm going to put my whiskey money towards a new iron instead. Sucks I had to go and break the old one. I'd rather be drinking whisky than ironing my dress shirt and pants. Got an important function I have to go to (some family member's anniversary party) and I need to wear my best outfit. Shame I never learned to hang my clothes up or it wouldn't be so wrinkled. Then, I wouldn't need to buy an iron. I'm such a mess of a person....