rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 6 years agoI Gave Up Yoga Because I Fart Too MuchMy cousin pestered me for years to try yoga. "Come on @rainbowllama! Try yoga. It'll be good for your health," she…rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 6 years agoI Knew A Rainbow BirdI once knew a rainbow colored bird named Charlie. He was an alcoholic. We use to go out drinking all the time when we…rainbowllama (44)in #blueberries • 6 years agoBlueberries are really tastyBlueberries are my all time favorite fruit. First, because they are blue. Blue things make me happy. Second, they are…rainbowllama (44)in #icecream • 7 years agoI never enjoyed eating ice cream at allI hate ice cream. I've never liked the stuff. I hate the feeling of cold within my mouth. Ice cream is freezing and it…rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years agoI Can't Stop Losing My ShoesI don't know what's wrong with me. I keep losing my damn shoes. I try to take them off in the same spot but then I go…rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years agoI Once Saw A Ghost In The Bathroom.I once saw a ghost in my bathroom. It was the middle of the night and I stumbled into the bathroom for a pee half…rainbowllama (44)in #story • 7 years agoI Once Saw A Silver ManA long time ago I was on vacation in the city. I was walking down a touristy street and saw a man wearing silver tight…rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years agoBooks Are Very UsefulI've got the letter "L" from the World Book Encyclopedia propping up my coffee table now that the leg is broken. I may…rainbowllama (44)in #pets • 7 years agoI Once Owned An Ugly DogA long time ago I owned a really ugly dog. He was bald except for around his face. He was missing his front fangs…rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years agoI've Missed FlowersIt's the early start of spring and the flowers are beginning to bloom. I've really missed flowers. The winter felt so…rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years agoI'm Afraid of ElevatorsI've always been claustrophobic. Elevators are always a horrible experience for me. They are small and tight. I've got…rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years agoI Like Candy Not ChocolateI really hate chocolate. I prefer eating candy. Think they are the same thing? Well you're wrong. Candy is way better.…rainbowllama (44)in #animals • 7 years agoI Hate PigsThe only animal I really hate are pigs. Yeah, they're cute with that adorable snout and oink oink oink but that's not…rainbowllama (44)in #story • 7 years agoI've Never Won A Game of Tic-Tac-ToeIf there is a game I hate more than anything it is tic-tac-toe. No game has ever made me feel more shame about myself.…rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years agoDay 2 Round 2 Writers BlockDay 2 of having writers block. No improvements even then I took a break on using my brain. Instead I've been spending…rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years agoDo you ever have writers block?Do you ever get writer's block. I suffer from this problem at times. Whenever my mind is blank I like the bang it…rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years agoI'll Pass On This OneSaw this at the grocery store... Normal canned tuna is pretty gross. Thai Style Tuna has got to be even more…rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years agoNever Buy Warm PuddingI love pudding. I enjoy a nice chocolate pudding that is cold and creamy. That being said the puddings in this picture…rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years agoFar Too Many Brands of BBQ SauceIt's riduculous how many brands of BBQ sauce there are at the grocery store. It's like everyone and their mother…rainbowllama (44)in #life • 7 years agoI Need To Buy A New IronI really need to buy a new iron. I accidentally broke the old one. You see I was watching the Super Bowl and I may…
