Your post made me think about how the behavior of women around changed after I got married.

Other women, knowing that you're married, can discuss their... things, even in the absence of your wife. They don't even know your wife, they are just colleagues at work. But for some reason, they think that once you're married, you already know all these...things.

Therefore, they are not shy talking about bleeding, diarrhea, hair on their asses, the cracks between fingers, eating little boys, until they had time to grow into a man...

I believe that women and men are not supposed to talk about everything, must be some physiological-secrets ;)