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Right. That's it, I'm calling the SSPCA

Cool, tell them I am a 44 chest and the sooner the better please?

Call it yourself

03000 999 999

I did but the woman who answered wasn't at all sexy so I hung up. It just goes to show doesn't it?

I imagine it being a Grandma, so no surprises there! Sorry for your disappointment.

Hey, Grammas can be sexy!

gulp

Also, how dare you put such disgusting language in my feed! 😁

HEhe its a cracker! I am surprised no-one used it first!

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