Anecdote about my family - Grandma

Hello everyone!
A long time ago, Leo Tolstoy wrote: “All happy families are alike, each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” . I'd like to transform this famous quote a little bit and say: Each family is crazy in its own way.
I bet that each of you have at least one family member who is weirdo and who is totally different from others.
In my family, all members are different and they are all crazy in its own way. Sometimes I wonder how it is possible that I'm relatively normal (or I'm not?).

I have two friends that I know since I was a child. We lived in the same street and now we are all roommates at collage. We were always playing together and spending days in each other's houses. They know my family as much as I do. Their families are also crazy in its way (maybe it's just crazy street?), but when they want to convince someone that my family is the craziest ever, they just tell them about my grandma.

Grandma has probaby been an FBI secret agent. She knows everything about every single person in the country (maybe even in Europe). She memorises every detail perfectly, she always has 453684734691 personal questions for everyone and the most important thing - she has no shame. Meanwhile, I can't remeber what I had for lunch yasterday.

There is one little store next to our house. She has a great ability to see what is in someone's paper bag, while she is standing hidden behind curtains or while she is pretending that she is rolling a cigarette on a balcony. Not only that, but she smokes for more than 20 years and grandpa has no idea about it because she hides like a teenage girl (or more like professional spy).

3 years ago, there was my promnight. We invited all friends, neighbours, aunts and cousins on dinner at our place. There was about 30 people. There were also my two friends that I wrote about above.
I had already left the place and went to dance, but all guests were still there. They were talking, singing and drinking. Suddenly, granda asked for attention - she had something very important to say.
There was a silence, everyone wanted to hear what she had to say. She took her glass of wine. She turned to my friends and said: ''I'm gonna give you one very important life advice. I want you to always remember this. Never, never never marry someone as a virgin!!!'' And she took a sip of wine and sat back down.
Nobody spoke for the next few minutes.
So,that's my grandma. :)

Love, @mateakrnic :*