To be honest, you had to find out if she could handle your sense of humor. Now imagine if she had a witty response to 'You know, I didn't bring a condom because Rob usually sets me up with girls with matching STDs.' If she had, you would have known in 10 seconds that you had met your soul mate.

And if she responded "have them all"... well that would have saved you some time as well.

By the end of joke two, you knew she wasn't a "love connection". Better to find out fast my man.

Worst date ever... its been a while. I will need to think about that one.