Great article, very funny! lol

You're signing up to a process where you're basically guaranteed to either have your expectations let down, or let down the expectations of someone else.

However, you just said the key point right there... "Have no expectations, and you'll have no disappointments." Just be chill and easy going, like you're hanging out with some friends, and if all goes well, you might just find yourself pleasantly surprised!

one question though..

I went on a blind date for the first time ever last week.

then...

It's not racist when I say it because some of my best blind dates were Asian.

So were you referring to that one blind date?! lol

oh and one last thing, that opening line was really really terrible! (double lol)