Breaking: The King of America Announces New Mining Partnership!

For years, Mining companies have been using Washington lobbyists and power brokers to persuade legislators to ease restrictions and taxation intended to preserve Eco-systems and maintain a delicate balance of nature. This legal corruption is rampant and the Kingdom of America is proposing a new policy that will essentially cut out the lobbyist.

We understand that Senators will take bribes to get reelected. So instead of bribing Senators, let's just have these companies like DIGX and EXCOVO pay the Kingdom directly. Once the Kingdom is payed, we can discuss in good faith how badly the company wants to destroy an area in the middle of nowhere. The Senators do not care about the forest animals like I do.

The Kingdom still plans on maintaining conversationalist driven rules that protect innocent animals and rare plants, however depending on the margins presented, we will have to make a decision that suits all parties. This new royal decree should be a relief for many International Americans and traditional Digging Americans.

Together, we can END CORRUPTION! All we have to do is work together to cut out the middle man! This model will be adopted by many economic and political sectors to fight corruption, bribery, hundred dollar handshakes and court side tickets to Wizards games.

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