BREAKING: THE KING HAS SNAPPED!!!

This Summer, when looking for that next sweet game at your local blockbuster or video update, look no further than DAVE MIRRA BMX on PlayStation. The King of America firmly endorses this game and highly recommends this title to all Gamer Americans.

Where else can you play a hyper realistic bmx game while dressed a Slim Jim?

If you would like a complimentary fun sized Slim Jim or have any Dave Mirra BMX cheat codes you would like to share, please follow The King of America and send a self addressed stamped envelope plus 1 Steem.