The Grifters is a great movie. That's funny you thought about it in the doctor's office... feel the package, open the door! I would have similar doubts. I went to an expensive chiropractor for a very bad back issue once and I only went with a friend that needed treatment a couple of weeks later. The doctor gave me an adjustment anyway and was surprised that I was doing much better. He asked me what I did to recover... I told him ice and rest... he seemed embarrassed... I had discovered the secret formula!