Wife Left Me a Messagetraf (81)in #funny • 7 years ago When you come home drunk at 2am and see that your wife has left you a message pic from dumpaday #busy
Damn the replies are all very strong and emotional here:
It's just a god damn pickle ok
calm the fuck down everyone
I Said Clam The Fuck Down!
You Know Shit Just Got Serious When They Bring Up The Pickle
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my wife will slice em like how they appear in your burgers
Lol I like your gif thank you for sharing
Following you 👏🏻
He put a gif? where? I wanna see it too!!!
can you send me a link? I like gifs.
here you go itchy....
There was once a little pickle
giphy
Who grew up to be come a great Dill-Lord!
tenor
But one day he got
lickedkissed, fell in love, and lived happily ever aftergfycat
hahahah...nice one.
That's when you jump on your bike and get the hell away from there
how to turn up to your mother in laws funeral
Haha definitely a good outfit to wear for that occasion
Haha what a dick
Don't speak to loud it might be your boss hiding under there ;)
Note that she sensibly wasted a pickle and spared her dildo, which would've been a far more effective message. She'll undoubtedly be needing that while you sleep in the garage for the next week.
she didn't want to electrocute herself stabbing her vibrator
the darn thing runs on car batteries
Well look! The lady left the beginnings of a Bloody Mary recipe. Good for hangovers.
Seriously though, what married guy has the energy to stay up until 2am?
easily when you're not around with the wife
obviously you have been married for a loonnngggg time buddy
Yah. One year.
That long huh? ;)
For all cases in life;)
dang, no good options here - I think option A, B is still waaaayyy better than getting C - blown off, OR D - eaten off!
Let's see what state of her husband, ha ha :)
all of the above
If your wife leaves you a message, and you're too drunk to see it, and just eat the pickle, was there a message?
pretty good excuse for not seeing restraining orders, i might try it
If my dick looked like that, I might want to have it chopped off
mines similar but a tad smaller
Some people have big, good looking cocks while others have deep pockets, gotta take what we can get
No cucumber for you tonight ;)
Direction...
Not sleeping at home, definitely not!
smart man this mehdica!
so hard that the knife broke, damn
run Forest, run