What Is The Blockchain?

in #funny7 years ago

When you've invested in crypto for over a year and a friend asks you 'what is a blockchain?'

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That's how I look when my therapist asks me how long it was since last time me and my wife had intercourse

yeah, gets especially awkward when she answers 3 weeks and you answer last night

haha

I ask if they want the decade, or need it narrowed down to the year.

Or asking if you ever had one..

The burden knowing you will never win an arguement caus your wife will nag you for ogling at her best friend back in 2009, & feels like your head is perpetually on a chopping block, that the bad block part

and knowing you will be divorced rape for 90% of your assets & reputation so you can't do anything about it, trapped like being chained down, that's the bad chain part

But then some guy came and told you he put your greatest 2 marital fear into a good solution that will ensure will be at a beach in Cancun and have 2 lovely masseuse giving you double happy endings in a few years time with just your measly 10% divorce settlement, that's the good blockchain.



Digital Ledger Technology Confusing The Fuck Out of Everyone Giving Hope To The Believers Everywhere To Start A New in 2018
source: coindesk

I fucking love Dilbert you sick sob. Don't post him again or I will be forced to upvote 100%... If it's good

Thanks @idikuci, unfortunately, I'm late to the party again, and @traf, @trafalgar and everyone else @dandesign86, @bluetower, @steemmatt, @swenger, @thegoliath, @bentheredonethat, @acolucky etc has already left or mabye didn't show up?

I just hit post and when I refresh I saw that the last upvote was 6 mins ago and everyone posted replies to upvotes already....sigh was hoping more would have appreciated it, it was going to be my ode of hope to everyone in 2018!

When your girlfriend and her friend don't understand simple explanations of crypto. :D

haha you should teach special needs kids

Haha classic

@traf - Lol. Also like I look when I boast in-front of my friends about acing maths and they ask me what who Pythagoras was!

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Regards,

@vm2904

gotta brag about something
even if it's your a2 b2 = c2s

Imagine wearing a thong and someone comes does a striptease for you...

The money that pays for that show... Thats a blockchain

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eat your heart out andreas antonopoulos

This is how I feel when so many people respond with a generic gif or picture, and NO original material.

I want to flag... I wanna shout, I wanna scream 'til the spam dies out. (passionately sung like Emeli Sande's hit song - Read All About it)

ahh just gotta calm down and take it easy
actually just pretend its twitter but you get a bit of change here and there

can be a stressful place tho

Or when a friend asks me which crypto is the best to invest in for 2018

oh that's a dangerous one
be vague and non committal or it can destroy friendships

I find starting with something like 'i don't really know shit, but...' is best

Haha yeah always put a clause at the beginning. However based on your current coin bag I'd say you're being a bit modest ;)

Well you see Timmy, when two developers really love each other...

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except ned and dan broke up :(

You're so dumb.It's simple. The blockchain is on computers. You see, there is this thing called "the internet" and when two computers love each other very much

I lost it.

We are all dumb.

haha, well I don't know how my toaster works either so I guess this is ok

Yep, got it bang on there!

glad I'm not the only one

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