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this happened with your balls...

yeah we need to use a sheet of those balls as mattress springs

yeah those be traffy's balls, tough as nails

Hardened by years of abuse

and neglect

@traf,
Ha ha yeah poor me, this is how my legs looks like :D

And my child had a lot of complains :D

Cheers~

don't skip leg day

@trafalgar,
I didn't forget what happened in leg day :D

Cheers~

confucius says:

"Man who takes long time to stoke beaver, may still have block dam"

well easy to say when you don't look like road kill every time you make love to your wife

Geez Traf she is fat, so basically you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot just to Fu $k her ? Cant be easy with your bee sting either

she's dry as the sahara desert so that trick doesn't work

Dry as a nuns nasty

geez foully are you speaking from personal experience....you seem to have some detail insights

Well if you stroke it patiently, she'll give you the beaver.


That's a whooping big beaver

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bit on the hairy side, but i'll take it

You knew what you were signing up for when marrying her.Lots of fun:

we gotta get a new bed every 3 months

and Bam!

It doesn't make things better that her favorite sex move is the Flying Dutchman

takes a few tries to get it in the right hole but after the money we spend on food we just can't afford condoms

God damn women....I thought we going for a sea-change not a tree-change!

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razor broke after she did her armpits

As long as it's after she did her face

oooo she need a bushhog

poor traf got steemrolled

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i bet my wife had bigger tits than that when she was 7

well i didn't want to make her too big after all your tip was still sticking up

yes success!..started getting chikas tammy to promote boobies sexiness at traffy's, once we get @diebitch, @damira, @take5, @jedi-won, & @chiquibencomo to fall in line we'll really start pimping! Muahahah!

I thought we agreed not to reveal the plan?

too late!

even they admit it's too late....exactly as planned!

Your diabolical plan may or may not work

yes you're right again, it's that diabolical because it makes you think, 'if it may or may not work'

after.....your wife's revenge... :)

only way to get me hard

wire fence gaps are way too large, can't stop traffy's penetration

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