Local Skating Rink

in #funny7 years ago

Why the missus won't let me take the kids to the local skating rink ran by the Russian mafia

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Yes icy the problem there

Still, it's better than the state run ice-ring


Your Tax Collector: Biggest Fucking Mafia In Almost Every Country

source: flickr

his friend was cheating in russian roulette

Nice catch, I wonder how he got Superman is helping him cheat?

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when I heard 1 guy got his scrotum sack torn playing rugby, I almost joint the figure skating club

but thank god I didn't, turns out having a face good looks is more important to me than reproductive perfect nuts


OUCH!
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i guess you're just going to have to spend your weekends roller skating around the beach as usual

Being of aged, I'm a little cold adverse, however, it's still nice to see some younger gents chilling outside setting an example of how to be active for younger kids.

Oh yes 1 more thing, be safe and play above the frozen ice.

every teenager i see is wearing shorts for some reason
regardless of the weather

Haha, yes it's summer here in Australia

Haha I was actually passing by this GIF and thinking of something funny to add. Glad I didn't - this would be more funny

haha it's a cool gif
took me a while to think of something too

The Mafia is immortal! ;)

olympic figure skaters should all wear these suits

No, these suits are much nicer.

lol nice find!

Plot twist: Your kids put him there.

always knew they were little shit but geez

When you know your kid is going to be a God-Father:

Bad Ass Toddler

I thought this was really a good one....but my mentor @traf / @trafalgar didn't upvote this one...I think I was late again or something, anyways, hope you'll enjoy it, let me know what you think :)

The dead might just be enjoying the view from down there.


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haha yeah he's probably just pretending to be dead
went down there for the views alone

-1°C definitely too cold for people. If I stay there for long, I'll become a Sub-zero and start freezing others lol

A strong clash as if they were fleeing from the Russian mafia

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