Impress Your Date

in #funny6 years ago

When you're at the restaurant, your date's in the bathroom and you quickly ask the waiter if he can pour some cheap wine into an empty bottle of expensive wine

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@traf,
When you see your date drunk it like a crazy, but then she found something went wrong :D

Traffy, don't be greedy man. Sell few STEEMs and buy an expensive wine :D

Cheers~

no way! save money through cheaping out on wine to buy more steem!

that's what I was thinking

@trafalgar,
Oh Dude, you are STEEM addicted :D

Cheers~

Upvote and rsteemit Sir

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Hotethis

While you are at it ask him to change the steak to dog meat for a better price!

and it's byo for blind people

Thanks for you...

After cheap wine, my lady got a headache and she went home. Conclusion: Do not save money on wine :))

the expensive wine gives me a headache when I see the bill

His face language is funny. I hope his waiter understood to put cheap wine in the expensive battle instead of something else. 😆

no, definitely keep the cork on the 'something else'

Also promise then you’ll stick around to clean the dishes afterward to pay for the food.

it's a promise i intend to take as seriously as my wedding vows

Thank for you sir,,

That's the look a fish has after being hooked by a lure. I'm pretty sure restaurants do that anyway but charge you full price. That's why I bring my own bag of wine to impress my lady.

Giphy

also doubles as your colostomy bag

hehehe very beautiful funny post... my dear friend@traf...

many many thanks to@gentlebot

Thank for you my dear sir@gentlebot..

Ha ha beautiful funny post

Wow,, funny
I appreciate your meme,,

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hhahah

You gotta learn to play the system lol

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