Hey, I thought I was all alone when I randomly press all the buttons. Didn't know you just had mexican for dinner and was rushing to get back to your penthouse toilet.
Tough break. You'll just have to get off by yourself. From what @idikuci's been saying, it's quite the fetish. Probably better for your restraining order anyway.
Step out of a crowded elevator after just farted.
probably better to wash your hair afterwards
Hey, I thought I was all alone when I randomly press all the buttons. Didn't know you just had mexican for dinner and was rushing to get back to your penthouse toilet.
what gave it away, my taco breath or the diarrhoea i was doing on the elevator floor?
Could be worst, your father could be taking you all the way up to see the emperor
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not sure why this is such an awkward picture lol
that's the look I have when dad has to pick me up from the principle's office because I misbehaved
Oh so that's what you call your wife's play room
Yeah dont ever get off before my floor or try and scare me....i will take you out!
Figures he had a wide beater
One of the jersey shore cast perhaps
I would have thrown by girl to the monster and ran like a little girl
I would have pissed my pants for sure.
Lol especially when they leave you a pressie
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some people take this corporate radical honesty culture too seriously
You can try this to get off first.
Tested and approved.
you can bet in that scenario i'd be the one to get off first
Still afraid of women huh? What has your wife done to you?!
well cumkee looks like you got off quickly once again clap-clap
You prefer get off from elevator or stay in the elevator in this situation? Actually, I think all of us prefer to stay, lol
You could always do this ahead of time. Though sometimes karma is a bitch.
good training before upgrading to electric fences
Tough break. You'll just have to get off by yourself. From what @idikuci's been saying, it's quite the fetish. Probably better for your restraining order anyway.
yeah he'd know everything about getting off by himself
I'm willing to teach you if you up for it.
But I demand payment in babies...
being all fit & lasting are you offering your services to help get off at higher floors sexymatty?
forget itchy, he's too quick cause he's always skipping his morning kegels
Theres only one question
To be or not to be?
would hate to be trapped with a farter in this elevator
me too
can i get back out?
Lol, the main thing is to avoid this impact, ha ha ha :D
I bet that lift goes really high
she remembered the baked goods and went to get them
sometimes I shower with my clothes on too
ha ha, Lol
she's the smart one, how would anyone see the lift buttons with all that smoke