What Is The Blockchain?

in #funny6 years ago

When someone asks you to explain blockchain technology again and you pretend to be frustrated to cover up the fact that you don't know shit yourself

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Just start throwing words at them ICO, nodes, miners, stax, blochurniazation, sabbelettes, shitwhokies

yes, i clearly recall satoshi using the last 3 words in his bitcoin whitepaper

Anyone that can jerk off while watching Jerry Banfield is capable of explaining anything. Try it.

I enjoy his standup

His videos are really long. That's a lot of edging.

Just tell them you're a "whale" and have lots of "Steem Power" from writing jokes. That'll help them get a good grasp on the big picture fast.

only thing that really deserved to be in inverted commas there is "jokes"

I recommend this answer. I usually use it when the patient asks me something weird.

sigh, i should have said that instead of 'i do'

Direct quote from the nut head himself Nutashi Sakamoto

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maybe they're the same person...

The best line
owhh.. this takes, how about you remind tomorrow , i will give you a detailed explanation, you want that dont you?
And tomorrow, you say the same shit again, till he gets the message

I'm American, so just like our government I tell them there's too much to tell and to just sign on and learn what it's about later

i think in a way everyone's just winging it
michael jackson had a professional plastic surgeon ffs

@traf,
Show a little angry, so you will not get more questions, probably you will not get any question :D

Cheers~

that means the technology has potential if nobody knows yet

it is a difficult question to answer because it takes a detailed and systematic description. And usually the question afterwards can be more difficult and make us more stress.

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