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RE: Parsley is the Victim of a Terrible Conspiracy. The Vegetable Elites are Corrupt. Includes Recipe for Quinoa Tabbouleh.
Actually Parsley is an alien life form that was discovered on the moon.
The whole moon hoax conspiracy was created purely to act as a cover for the actual truth that Neil Armstrong brought it back with him!
Have you ever seen any references to Parsley before 1969 - well they are all fake because it didn't exist on this planet before then.
It may be delicious but it is part of a secret plot by the Moon people to take over the Earth!
Is the moon hollow? Neil Armstrong might have missed those hydroponic gardens. No wonder it's green.
It is definitely hollow because I read it on the internet! Also Armstrong was one of the Moon people. He isn't really dead - he just returned to the Moon in a flying saucer.
Wait, but I read that the moon is cheese!? Back to the internet....
It is - in fact it is the secret source of all the Emmental cheese in the world.
Now that you mention it, these astronauts look kind of hollow too.
Yes Moon people worship hollow objects.