Let's have a giggle..!! 15 SBD giveaway for the first 3 funniest jokes. Each joke gets 5 SBD. Paid only if it makes us laugh..!!
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Let's have a laugh..!!
15 SBD giveaway for the first 3 funniest jokes.
Each joke gets 5 SBD.
Paid only if it makes us laugh.
Go on.....let's have a giggle..!!
Stephen
Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy..?
Student: Google is definitely a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete
the whole sentence and starts guessing, suggesting and start to confuse our minds, also can ask only one question at a time but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds….
hahaha.... 5SBD on its way. Stephen
Thanks!
Excellent. Now we need to look at Google with this eye. I guess :))
A rabbi, a priest, and a minister are discussing what they do with donations to their respective religious organizations.
The minister says that he draws a circle on the floor, throws the money up in the air, and whatever lands in the circle, he gives to God, and whatever lands outside the circle, he keeps.
The priest uses a similar method. He draws the circle, but whatever lands outside the circle, he gives to God, and whatever lands inside, he keeps.
The rabbi has a slightly different method of dividing the money. He throws all the money up in the air.
Whatever God wants, he keeps...
hahaha. Religion and comedy seldom go hand-in-hand but on this occasion I will make an exception. hahaha.... 5SBD on its way. Stephen
I went to a nice jokes pleasure :)))))
Man and woman sitting in front of a computer putting a new password in he types in mypenis .Wife laughs at computers reply which was not long enough .
hahaha. One for the ladies..!! hahaha. 5SBD on its way. Stephen
Thank you very much.
Your Mum So Fat She Makes A SteemWhale Look Small! Steeeeeem On! No offence BTW
Who are you? I won't make you laugh for 5 sbd hell even for 50 sbd i won't give a flying fuck.
At 500 sbd i might consider sbd at 5000 sbd i will surely make you laugh, wanna try? 😂
Congratulations 3000 Followers
A young lad goes in to a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer, ‘I swear, this is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch and I'll prove it you.’
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, ‘You can have either the dollar bill or you can have the 2 quarters lad. Which do you want?’
The boy umms and ahhs before taking the quarters and leaving.
‘What did I tell you!?’ said the barber, laughing. ‘That kid never learns!’
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store and called out to him,
‘Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill? Surely you know that was a dumb choice?’
The boy licked his cone, smiled and replied, ‘The day I take the dollar, the game is over!’
Women1; Why do you wear a wedding ring on the wrong finger?
women2; Because I think I married the wrong man.
Drunk man calls his wife !!
Drunk man: - Today, I am not able to come home
Wife: - Why ??
Drunk man:- some f**king stole my car's steering
After some time, drunken again call back
Drunk man: - I'm coming home
Wife: - But.. you said you not coming
Drunk man: - with a smile.. initially I mistakenly sit on the back seat.
2
The guy calls his girl "What are doing my princess?
Girl: - Nothing just trying to sleep, my headache is getting bigger, what are you doing?
Guys: - I am watching a movie by sitting in your rear seat in the cinema hall, you Bi***h....
3
Teacher to student: Hey you idiot, whenever I see you, you always busy in talking with girls.
Student:-Sir, I'm poor I do not have a facebook on my phone.....
What do you call a sober Australian? A new Zealander..